This apron brings playful mornings to life. Bold teal and blue lettering reads, “If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen,” making it a cheeky conversation starter while you flip pancakes or brew coffee. The full-coverage front protects clothing from spills and splatters, and the detachable black twill straps let you adjust fit or remove them for cleaning. Durable polyester holds the vibrant one-sided print wash after wash, and reinforced overlocked seams stand up to frequent use. It’s for anyone who cooks with humor—weekend brunch hosts, busy parents making school breakfasts, or late-night snack chefs who appreciate a laugh as much as a clean shirt.
Product features
- 100% polyester — strong, shape-retaining and quick-drying
- One-sided vibrant print with bold teal and blue lettering
- Black detachable twill straps with 4 buttonholes for adjustable fit
- Overlocked seams for durability and long-lasting wear
- Pre-constructed item; size may vary +/- 1 inch
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny Kitchen Apron — "If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen"
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